Let's cut the BS: After 30 years in tech, I've seen enough marketing buzzwords to fill two sports arenas.
I'm the person companies call when their product story stops selling and their sales teams are dying inside. Last time I torched the corporate speak? I helped Microsoft win $16.6M in new revenue in 90 days.
That's what happens when you finally start talking like a human.
I've worn every tech hat: software trainer, product manager, tech marketing specialist, sales enablement. Here's what I've learned:
Most "best practices" in tech are performative garbage that actively kills success. I help people break free from that matrix.
I'm your mentor if you're:
- Suffocating under layers of corporate buzzwords
- Wanting to lead people not burn them out through writing
- Ready to learn how tech companies ACTUALLY make decisions
- Want to lead teams without becoming the soulless manager you used to hate
Fair warning: I won't validate your "transformation journey." But if you want to learn how to cut through the crap and get shit done in tech - from someone who's been doing it since floppy disks were cool - let's talk.
My clients come from small startups making $100K ARR to Microsoft, Amazon, and other tech giants. I help them find their voice, write messaging that doesn't make people want to headbutt their desk, and understand how successful tech companies really work (spoiler: it's not what the HR handbook says).
Think of me as your corporate translator and bullshit detector.
Ready to learn how this industry actually operates?
Let's talk.